Another guy who understands: I

November 24th, 2003 Chris Posted in Uncategorized |

Another guy who understands:

I think I’ve reached the point in my inevitable world takeover where I’m ready to start that institution for smart kids. There needs to be a place for guys/gals like me who zoomed through high school without studying or breaking a sweat, then got to college and realized it’s just as easy. Then grew lethargic, bored, and finally said fuck it. Then when they come home everyone talks about ‘wasted potential’ when the truth is they’re still just as smart. They just don’t feel like going through the motions anymore. Six minutes before my Bio midterm, I guess I’ll open the book for the first time all semester, learn eight chapters worth of bolded terms, get a B, then drink away all that shitty knowledge an hour later.

By Gorilla Mask, guestposting on The Ward