And the Winner is…

December 7th, 2003 Chris Posted in Uncategorized |

The folks over at pandagon.com have compiled a list of the “Twenty Most Annoying Conservatives of 2003″. Who cam out on top? You guessed it! Our old chum, Bill O’Reilly!! Here’s part of his blurb:

Bill O�Reilly had a hard time getting on this list. I mean, if you take away the �wetback� commentary, and the �joke� that a black boys choir was out in the parking lot stealing hubcaps, and the lawsuit against Al Franken, and the embarassing performance at the C-SPAN Book News conference, and the threatening to beat up the son of a 9/11 victim, and the lying about where he grew up, and the whole Peabody Awards thing, and the false �Fair and Balanced� promise, and the fact that he�s a grade-A asshole that most conservatives don�t like, and the insistence that anyone who doesn�t appear on his show is afraid of him, and the faux-everyman demeanor, and the continuing jihads against Jesse Jackson, rap music, George Clooney, Al Franken, the United Way, Europe, Hollywood, Bill Moyers, the entire American left, Canada and PepsiCola, AND that he lies constantly about being a conservative…

…well, he still belongs on the list, actually.

Bill O�Reilly�s ego is the Hindenburg, the Titanic, and Michael Jackson�s last album all wrapped up in one - far larger than it has any right to be, and destined to crash on a historic level.

Fuck Bill O’Reilly. And pretty much everyone else on the list too. I hope they get sodomized by a schoolbus full of gay black atheists. (The headlines would be hysterical…)