Randomness

August 29th, 2004 Chris Posted in Uncategorized |

In the course of my web wanderings, I accumulate a lot of little snippets that I find amusing. Mostly I just paste into a text document for later reference, and end up losing the originating page for. So now I’ve decided to clean them out and present them here, for your viewing enjoyment.

• The word “omphaloskepsis” refers to contemplation of the navel.

• Mneumonic Device for Biological classifications:
  kingdom phylum class order genus species =
  kinky people can orgasm from great sex

• Nothin says lovin like a slice of cheese.
• If you have a Chrysler/Jeep/etc, turn the ignition key to the lock position 5 times. The internal computer will flash the signal indicators to blink in a pattern that you can look up on the internet to see if they’ve detected anything wrong with your car. (see http://www.allpar.com/fix/80s-codes.html for said codes)
• Good luck on that qualifying test for Jeopardy. Geez. (this is one I can attest to)
• Lots of people see the world in Black and White. It is mostly just shades of grey.
• Strength and Wisdom are not opposing values
• Brain: Pinky, are you pondering what I’m pondering?
  Pinky: Uh, I think so, Brain, but we’ll never get a monkey to use dental floss!

• “Always do sober what you said you’d do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.” - Ernest Hemingway.

Look for more nuggets of wisdom at a later date.