Captain Vegetable

August 10th, 2005 Chris Posted in Uncategorized |

I was browing some music online the other day, and stumbled across an mp3 of an old Sesame street skit. You know the one: “It is I, Captain Vegetable, with my carrots, and my celery. . .”

I listened to the song just ONCE, and the damn thing has been in my head for the last three goddamn days. I wake up, and the first though that enters my head is “Three cheers for me, Captain Vegetable! Crunch crunch crunch!”.

Kill me now.

Those Sesame street songwriters are good. With shit like this, I’m surprised that we don’t have a vegetable epidemic in America. Are fast food commercials really more compelling than Captain fucking Vegetable?