What I’ve Learned

January 18th, 2007 Chris Posted in Uncategorized |

A few of my favorites from the Esquire “What I’ve Learned” series. (via Metafilter)

In my next life, I want to come back as either a proctologist, so I can deal with all the assholes I meet, or as a matador, so I can deal with all the bullshit.
– Phil Spector

Nowadays they say you need to get a special chip to put in the TV so the kids can’t watch this and that. In my day, we didn’t need that. My mom was the chip. End of story.

- Ray Charles

The ancient Greeks had a word for people who weren’t interested in public affairs: idiotes.

-Arianna Huffington

You trust your mother. But you cut the cards anyway.

- Dan Rather