A quick one

A man sits down in the confessional at church and says "Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned."

The priest says, "Tell me of your sins, my son."

The old man says, "Well, Father, I'm 90 years old; I've been married to my wife for 70 years, and in all that time I've always been faithful. But last night, I made love to two beautiful 19-year-old girls! We did it three times!"

The priest says, "I see. Tell me, how long has it been since your last confession?"

The old man says, "Oh, I've never been to confession. I'm Jewish."

The priest says, "So what are you telling me for?"

And the old man says, "Hell - I'm telling everybody!"


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