Bah Fucking Humbug!


Woman Gets Knocked Unconsious By Rabid Shoppers

It's things like this that make me hate Christmas. Everyone should be required to work retail for at least one year, so they understand.

Fuck shopping and mass consumerism. Fuck crowds of overworked people, hoping to buy forgiveness from their children with a PS2. And most of all, fuck christmas music. I've only worked two days so far (Friday and Saturday), and I swear, if I hear 'Feliz Navidad' one more time, I'm going to go fucking apeshit.

I'm too late to promote Buy Nothing Day this year, but take a look at the site anyway - and help fight the disgusting spirit of consumerism that has pervaded our culture. It's disgusting, really...

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