Go watch this great video from the Colbert Report last night. Or if you're too lazy to watch, just laugh at the money quote_
Tomorrow you're all going to wake up in a brave new world. A world where the constitution gets trampled by an army of terrorist clones created in a stem cell research lab run by homosexual doctors who sterilize their instruments over burning American flags. Where tax-and-spend Democrats take all your hard earned money and use it to buy electric cars for National Public Radio and teach evolution to illegal immigrants. Oh - and everybody's HIIIIIGH!!