Esoteric Jokes


A mosquito did cry out in pain,
"A scientist's rotting my brain!"
The cause of his sorrow
was para-dichloro
diphenyl-trichloroethane


When Curtis Cooper and Steven Boone discovered the 44th Mersenne prime, Bruce Schneier had to change the combination on his luggage.


Man goes into a bar_ Can I have a pint of adenosine triphosphate please?
Barman_ Certainly sir, that'll be 80p


Jean-Paul Sartre is sitting at a cafe, revising his draft of Being and Nothingness. The waitress comes out and asks him if he would like to order. "Yes madame, I would like a cup of coffee, please, with no cream." The waitress hurries back inside, and just as quickly comes back out and says to Sartre "I'm so very sorry monsueir, but we seem to be out of cream. Would you like it with no milk instead?"

via this AskMe thread

Comments

Written by Nubifera -

Hey, I just wanted to know that I know the source of the comic you used for the 28th September 2005 entry, but couldn't post this there because the option wasn't available. The author's name is kris-wilson and her gallery and other such images can be found at this address_ http://kris-wilson.deviantart.com/gallery/ Hope you can now edit the entry. :)

Written by Chris -

Updated. Thanks.

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