Exam Time

50 Things to do During Finals

My favorites

2. Get a copy of the exam, run out screaming "Andre, Andre, I've got the secret documents!!''

13. Do the exam with crayons, paint, or fluorescent markers.

18. As soon as the instructor hands you the exam, eat it.

20. Every five minutes, stand up, collect all your things, move to another seat, continue with the exam.

46. Get deliveries of candy, flowers, balloons, telegrams, etc. sent to you every few minutes throughout the exam.
And the stunt I'm most likely to be found doing tomorrow
24. Get the exam. Twenty minutes into it, throw your papers down violently, scream out ``Fuck this!'' and walk out triumphantly.
Sigh... Two finals left. Time to start preparing my heathen sacrifices. (that's number 45...)


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