Chris: Can you get chicken suits in kirksville?
Paige: you live there man
Paige: i know where there is a chicken head. but i cant get it. i just thought id let you know about it tho
Chris: you have access to a chicken head?!?!
Chris: and you didnt' tell me sooner?
Chris: do you understand the possibilities?
Paige: LOL! well i didnt know about it til a few weeks ago. and i dont technically have access to it. 'less you wanna drive to eagle river, wisconsin. road trip? 9 hrs buddy.
Chris: I think we could recoup gas expenses with the royalties from the merchandising rights
Chris: so here's the plan_
1) Get giant chicken head
Paige: wow. you didnt leave to make that (Genius) plan, did ya?
Chris: the plan is foolproof
Chris: don't mock the plan
Paige: not to question your "foolproof" plan. just inquiring. how ya gonna get it?
Chris: well, i assume that it's locked in a high-security compound, so we'll drug the guard dogs, gas the security force, use c4 to blow the safe, and then run like hell
Paige: alright then. quite the imagination you have.
Chris: You're just jealous