Your score is 57, the best we've had so far. However, it also means you are the personality equivalent of a shot of 100 proof whiskey (this is good!).
A copy of this test has been emailed to the IRS, the FBI, the CIA and Microsoft. Based on the results you may be audited, incarcerated, recruited as a spy or awarded the entire wealth of Bill Gates, which is now $8,296,850,580,000 -- a bit lower than yesterday because he paid his final installment to purchase all the water in the Pacific Ocean.