"My wife and I had an agreement that we could each pick one person and if the opportunity ever came up, we could have sex with them without repercussions. She picked Tom Cruise and I picked Cindy Crawford. After a few years I suggested that perhaps we should update them. You know, tastes change. So this time she picked Brad Pitt. And I picked our babysitter."

--David Feldman

Via Ed Brayton


Written by Jamie -

HAHA hilarious!

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