Seated at a posh dinner party, a man asks the woman sitting next to him if she'd sleep with him for $1 million. She laughs and says she would. Next he asks her if she'd do so for $10. Outraged, she says, "What do you think I am?" He replies, "That has just been established. Now we're just haggling about the price."

(Attributed to George Bernard Shaw)


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