Last night, my phone buzzed, so I picked it up and read the following text message_
Hrmmm... I don't know that phone number. Someone must have mistyped. I'll just ignore it.
30 minutes later_
WTF? Dead cats? I'm not responding to lunacy like that
ascii art + different screen resolutions on phones = FAIL. Damn, I'm out 30 cents already - better put an end to this_
1) I don't know anyone named Dominique. 2) I don't have kids. 3) It's been a couple of decades since I've been to daycare. 4) I don't think anyone I know is ghetto enough to omit the h from "with".
This is the one that confuses me most. "Sorry", or "Oops" would have been appropriate responses, but "Watever" [sic]?? Do they not believe me? Am I going to continue receiving bizarre texts?