Things found on bash.org:

  • Has anyone ever noticed that The War Against Terrorism is never abbreviated as TWAT?

  • The bishop came to our church today, but he was a fuckin' impostor. The bastard never once moved diagonally.

  • Capitalization is the difference between "I had to help my uncle Jack off a horse" and "I had to help my uncle jack off a horse".

  • With my last girlfriend I made the most terrible fruedian slip. We were sitting at breakfast one day, and I meant to ask her to "pass the sugar please", but waht came out was "You're ruining my life, you fucking bitch".


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