Two Quick Ones


Heisenberg is speeding down the highway when he gets pulled over by a police officer. The cop approaches his car, and Heisenberg rolls down his window.

Cop_ "Sir, do you know how fast you were going?" Heisenberg_ "Nope, but I know where I am!"


2000 mockingbirds = two kilomockingbirds

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